The Recess will not be Televised


Nearly 1,000 Chicago students cut school the past two days in protest of unequal school funding. Wow! Skip school? The protest organizers really knew how to light a fire under their constituency. Here is a list of other other forms of protest that are being considered.

1. Fasts where the children are allowed only to eat candy.

2. Sit-ins in front of televisions showing 24 hour loops of High School Musical.

3. Tying themselves to their Wiis with remotes.

4. Protests songs written by Miley Cyrus.

5. Boycotting dentist's offices and vegetables.